elfs | I think I've watched too much Inception...

I dreamed that I saw baseball star Ichiro Suzuki during a practice game hit a line drive past the second baseman and into the outfield. He threw the bat after the ball so hard that it arrived shortly after the ball hit the back fence. He tagged second base, then turned suddenly, grabbed the bat nobody else knew what to do with and, like a golf club, smacked the ball across the field, further confusing everyone. Then he ran to third base and finally home. I woke up.

I had been trying to convince everyone that it was just a dream and it was kinda pointless to discuss whether or not the rules of baseball allowed such a thing. Dreams didn't have to make sense, I argued.

Then I woke up. Again.