Moments in Advertising

[elfs]

So, that's what they're calling it these days.

I have the mind of a twelve year old boy sometimes. In all my years, I don't think I've ever actually given an "organic, protein-enriched facial." It never struck me as having a point or being particularly pleasant.

She's one millisecond away from sneering at you.

Omaha informs me that this is an effective niche market: specialized eyeware for gamers, glasses that match your prescription and correspond to a 3-D game's output. Forgive me for stereotyping, but that model looks like she neither needs prescription lenses nor games extensively, and her expression verges on disdain for her subject. As for the media company, someone should tell their designer that desaturation is so 2009.