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Yes, it's that time of year again: Happy Birthday to Traci Lords, who turns a lovely 43 this year, although (as always) we'll always know her as the snotty, bratty hottie who wore very little blue very well, even though the picture to the left is about all you're ever allowed to see these days.

I mean, beside Traci (and myself, of course), the the list of birthdays today is pretty sad. The drummer for the Grateful Dead? The drummer for Immortal? The drummer for Trans Siberian Orchestra? Really, who listens to Trans Siberian Orchestra anymore, except at Christmas time? What's with all the drummers? Tim Russert? Gag me with a reporter's mic.

Anyway, I'm 45 today. My warranty expires. Expect to hear a 'clunk' all the way across Puget Sound when my ass falls off like an aging muffler.

I'm gonna spend the day listening to 1000 Fires.

Date: 2011-05-07 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kistha.livejournal.com
Happy birthday!

Warranty? Extended warranty!

Date: 2011-05-07 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cayenne tau (from livejournal.com)
You probably get too many people that fangirl or hero-worship you. I'm one! You're never going to be undesirable.

Happy birthday!

Date: 2011-05-07 06:34 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-05-07 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shunra.livejournal.com
Happy birthday!

This planet is a happier place with you on it than it would have been otherwise, so please, if your body starts disintegrating into the Puget Sound, pick yourself up and reboot and all that.

Many happy returns!

Date: 2011-05-07 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tekalynn.livejournal.com
Happy birthday!

Date: 2011-05-07 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taerin.livejournal.com
Happy birthday!

Date: 2011-05-07 08:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] autopope.livejournal.com
45?!

You young 'uns!

(Waves zimmer frame from far side of the Atlantic)

Date: 2011-05-07 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alicephilippa.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday youngster.

Warranty expires at 50. Or at least it looks that way as once I passed 50 things started to go wrong.

Date: 2011-05-07 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] genkitty.livejournal.com
Happy birthday! :)

Date: 2011-05-07 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rick-bannerman.livejournal.com
Forget the years - it's the miles that slow you down.

Date: 2011-05-07 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com
Joyous natal anniversary felicitations! And to the lovely lady Lords as well!

Date: 2011-05-07 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dossy.livejournal.com
Happy birthday, Elf!

And ...

"Really, who listens to Trans Siberian Orchestra anymore, except at Christmas time?"

Hey, the rest of the year, one listens to Savatage ... same thing, but suitable for rest-of-year listening.

Date: 2011-05-08 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamino.livejournal.com
Happy birthday! ... but I beg to differ with the statement that there's nobody cool on that list. Johannes Brahms? Rabindranath Tagore??? That sounds like pretty good company!

Date: 2011-05-08 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamino.livejournal.com
(As a Philip Glass fan, I trust you know who Tagore is...)

Date: 2011-05-08 02:02 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] halloranelder.livejournal.com
Hippo Bathday 2 Ewe!

Atleast you don't have phase distortion...

Date: 2011-05-08 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pakraticus.livejournal.com
My birthday was Tuesday, but I didn't turn 39 until Wednesday. Damn stupid timezones.

And as far as I can tell, your ass won't fall off, it'll just be reabsorbed until one morning you comment "Damn it, I lost my ass." Then the CRS kicks in and you repeat yourself the following week.

Happy Birthday!

Date: 2011-05-08 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pieforeveryone.livejournal.com
Oh wow, you and Conrad (from Eugene, swears you and he used to attend the same play parties back in the day) are only one day apart. Well, he just turned 61 instead of 45, so one day and 16 years, but still... Like everyone else said, happy birthday. :)

Re: Happy Birthday!

Date: 2011-05-09 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bldrnrpdx.livejournal.com
Wow, I haven't seen Conrad in years. I hope he's doing well.

Date: 2011-05-08 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ben-raccoon.livejournal.com
Happy birthday, ya old fart! :3

Date: 2011-05-08 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phred1973.livejournal.com
Happy belated Birthday Elf!

...and to Ms. Lords.

Date: 2011-05-09 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ssatva.livejournal.com
Wishing you a Happy B-Day, and --

Enough More To Extend Your Warranty Indefinitely.

As long as we're wishing.

Date: 2011-05-09 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rkda.livejournal.com
May the most boring thing about your birthday be reading all the birthday wishes in your live journal. And, here's another one...

Happy Birthday!

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