Orbiting Brain Lasers!
Apr. 30th, 2011 11:20 amThe Japanese have announced that they're putting an orbital space maser up in the next decade. A maser is a laser that transmits microwaves. The idea is that the orbital station will collect solar energy and convert it to a maser form, which will then be beamed down to a collection station and converted to electricity.
What happens when the ray gets off course? The Japanese will tell you that can't happen; the beam will shut down if it strays, but what if it does? Well, if it's aimed at a city, here's what happens: everyone within the radius of the beam will first feel very hot, and a clicking noise will happen in their ears. The liquid in the ears is highly susceptible to microwaves. The feeling of heat will rise, but there will be little pain. Then they'll go blind as the soft liquids in their eyeballs, a liquid highly exposed to the environment, solidifies like egg yolk. Finally, the pain will reach your brain centers shortly before your knees and elbows explode in blasts of steam and you collapse to the ground, your bone-shielded brain finally registering the damage done before it too ruptures.
What happens when the ray gets off course? The Japanese will tell you that can't happen; the beam will shut down if it strays, but what if it does? Well, if it's aimed at a city, here's what happens: everyone within the radius of the beam will first feel very hot, and a clicking noise will happen in their ears. The liquid in the ears is highly susceptible to microwaves. The feeling of heat will rise, but there will be little pain. Then they'll go blind as the soft liquids in their eyeballs, a liquid highly exposed to the environment, solidifies like egg yolk. Finally, the pain will reach your brain centers shortly before your knees and elbows explode in blasts of steam and you collapse to the ground, your bone-shielded brain finally registering the damage done before it too ruptures.
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Date: 2011-04-30 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-01 09:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-30 07:07 pm (UTC)Advantage over ground-based solar: in principle you can keep an orbital solar power station out of earth's shadow, so enjoy solar power 24x7. Oh, and you get 4-5 times the energy per unit area of solar collector in orbit that you get on the ground (due to atmospheric losses). Downside: fiendishly expensive to build.
Of course, this assumes the orbital maser is designed with purely civilian applications in mind.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Date: 2011-04-30 07:15 pm (UTC)As for that minor problem about having your brain boiled in your skull and your knees exploding? You've been in Akiba during August, just like me. Par for the course.
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Date: 2011-04-30 08:12 pm (UTC)In the end, we will still end up with more energy reaching the earth than would normally, and no matter how it is used, emitting heat.
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Date: 2011-04-30 08:41 pm (UTC)Assuming 30% efficiency, that means that you'll have 7 watts of heat in the solar cells for every 3 watts sent towards earth.
If the cells were on the ground, those 7 watts would contribute to global warming. In orbit, they are just something you have to add bigger radiator surfaces to the satellite for.
Date: 2011-04-30 09:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-30 11:19 pm (UTC)The only way an orbiting solar array would help keep the planet from warming is if it cast a shadow on the earth. The cooling effect of said shadow, however, would be offset by the energy loss of microwave energy travelling through (and heating) the atmosphere.
Most science I've seen on this subject says that orbiting solar collectors aren't an advantage at all. This will be a large experiment which I predict, will prove that this alternative energy source is economically non-feasible.
It may, however, prove to be useful sometime in the future for weather control or military applications... but that assumes that those applications have enough political support to stand.
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Date: 2011-05-01 02:34 am (UTC)But solar cells are still inefficient, and there are more inefficiencies due to conversion to and from microwaves and sending the power from the big unpopulated area where the collector is located to the populated areas where the power is to be consumed.
Whether this whole idea pans out or not is still uncertain. It isn't at all clear to me if solar power satellites can pay off given the high costs of getting the hardware to orbit, the lawyer-bait nature of the microwave downlink, and so on.
But I'm happy to hear that someone's working on it.
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Date: 2011-05-01 02:53 am (UTC)All I can tell from the Japanese web page describing the program is that the size of the receiving antenna is about 100 km^2 for 1 GW of power, or around 10 watts per square meter, which is about 1% of the power in sunlight on a hot day.
Similarly, what figures are you assuming for the absorption of the 5.8GHz energy in biological tissue?
I can't find any easy answers for how sensitive we are to 5.8 GHz energy in particular, but cellphones are allowed to heat our tissues at a rate up to 1.6 watts per kilogram, and I didn't notice any perceptible heating, ear-clicking, blinding, pain, or joints exploding in blasts of steam even in the days of analog bag phones that could transmit at up to 3W effective radiated power (ERP) or handheld phones rated at up to 600 mW ERP.
So I call BS.
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Date: 2011-05-01 06:59 am (UTC)Turn In Your Geek Cards!
Date: 2011-05-01 06:21 pm (UTC)That's NOT how you're supposed to react to news like this?
The correct response is: AWESOOOOMMME!
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Date: 2011-05-04 05:59 pm (UTC)Second: as others already stated, beating me to it: The "colors of microwave-light" that would do what you just described are the ones that water absorbs. But there's also water in the air, y'know. So, wouldn't we want to design the transmitter so that it transmits "colors of microwave-light" that water's transparent to?
And if the power's being beamed down in a form that passes through water like visible light through glass, how, exactly, could a body absorb it?
Third: In addition to tuning the transmission maser to a frequency not absorbed by the atmosphere, wouldn't we also want to pick a frequency that isn't absorbed by other common organic compounds? I'd think that the engineers designing this system would do just that. Y'know, just to be on the safe side.
Mind you: I'm not saying that such a transparent-to-organics-and-H2O maser would be harmless if it hit something living, not at the intensities used here. But making you asplode? No, no I don't think so.