Anal sex causes mass bird deaths!

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Cindy Jacobs of Generals International (speaking of right-wing martial memes), "Acheiving societal tranformation through the prophetic," self-described as a "prophet" with "the voice of God," tells us:

Marriage is between a man and a woman, so we have to say "what happens when a nation makes a decision that’s against God’s principles?" Well, often what happens is that nature itself will begin to talk to us - for instance, violent storms, flooding.

The blackbirds fell to the ground in Beebe, Arkansas. Well the Governor of Arkansas’ name is Beebe. And also, there was something put out of Arkansas called "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" by a former Governor, this was proposed, Bill Clinton. As so, could there be a connection between Hosea 4 and now that we've had the repeal of the Don't Ask, Don't Tell, where people now legally in the United States have broken restraints with the Scripture because the Scripture says in Romans 1 that homosexuality is not allowed.

Got it? The recent mass deaths of birds and so forth isn't the result of chemical pollution, or opportunistic infections, or freak weather: it's caused by sodomy.

But wait! If orgasms cause anal sex, and anal sex causes mass animal deaths, then it's true: every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!

[ht: Ed Brayton]