I love Christmas shopping

[elfs]

A woman in line at Borders tried to talk to me about a book about a dog. Unfortunately, said book was by Mark Levin. I told her I was sure it was a touching book, but I wouldn't give a penny to Levin. I wouldn't piss on Mark Levin to put him out if he were on fire. After all, upon seeing me whip it out Levin might accuse me of being a homosexual.

NTTAWWT.

Comments

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

but, but, but, finish the story! did she fall over in a fit of apoplexy? Did she curse you for being a godless heathern? Did she say OMG and put the book down and go to find the washroom?

[elfs.livejournal.com]

No, she just shut up and turned her back to me. I suppose that was just fine.