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I dreamed last night that I was in a hot-tub with a crowd of excessively hunky and beautiful men and women. Someone burst into the room and shouted, "The Aliens! The Aliens are landing right now!"

From out of the hot tub arose Kurt Russel, bigger, more tan, more hunky than he had ever been in his entire life. Buck naked, well-hung and holding an enormous war axe, he shouted, "We know how to deal with them, don't we!?" Then he grabbed the nearest dwarven-beared man, kissed him hard, and headed out the door, through which I could see a desert and classic 1950s flying saucers.

Like, what the f#%! is my brain trying to tell me?

Date: 2010-07-02 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sounds like a short-circuit.

Date: 2010-07-02 05:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] solarbird
Buck naked, well-hung and holding an enormous war axe, he shouted, "We know how to deal with them, don't we!?" Then he grabbed the nearest dwarven-beared man, kissed him hard, and headed out the door, through which I could see a desert and classic 1950s flying saucers...
...piloted by Elvis, who he promptly kicked in the shin.

Date: 2010-07-02 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] areitu.livejournal.com
Sounds like the trailer Mars Attacks 2: Escape from New Los Angeles

Date: 2010-07-02 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
It's trying to tell you that you have more sense than Russel's agent.

I'll Have What You're Having

Date: 2010-07-02 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psi-star-psi.livejournal.com
I want the recipe for the pizza you ate right before bed last night.

Date: 2010-07-02 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyallyn.livejournal.com
You need to get out and play more?

Date: 2010-07-02 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiderine.livejournal.com
You obviously need more naked hunky men in your life.

Date: 2010-07-02 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nbarnes.livejournal.com
Seconded.

Either that or it's been too long since you last rewatched Big Trouble in Little China.

Date: 2010-07-02 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyber-pagan.livejournal.com
Obviously it's time to write a good old fashioned BEM story, with lots of sex!

Date: 2010-07-02 11:31 pm (UTC)
kenshardik: Raven (Oh My Fah 2)
From: [personal profile] kenshardik
You are a strange, strange man.

Date: 2010-07-03 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dharawal.livejournal.com
That it's time to MAKE A MOVIE...

I'd pay to see that, ohh yes I would.

Date: 2010-07-03 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com
Like, what the f#%! is my brain trying to tell me?

You're nuts. =};-3

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