elfs | Always plan ahead

Or, as I wanted to write it: Always plan ahead.

This morning as I was driving into work I saw a small, slightly beat-up pickup truck in front of me, and the owner had hand-applied a message to the back panel. The panel was scalloped and shaped, as they sometimes are, and he had run out of room to get his message across.

It was the classic naked woman silhouette, the kind typically seen on trucks like this, and mudflaps all across the American south. Around it he had applied hand-lettering, but he'd run out of room toward the end: "BAD ASS BOYS RIDE BAD ASSTOYS."

And I'm thinkin', "Huh, does he really want to admit that?"

Nah, he wasn't cute enough. Besides, I much prefer good asstoys, myself.