Do Not Want.

[elfs]

On the drive home, the local NPR affiliate was running the usual slew of Public Service Announcements. The host for the hour then talked about an upcoming free health clinic for older men, and as he spoke he added, "And there will be free screaming colonoscopies."

It wasn't until I'd realized he'd said "screening colonoscopies" that my nethers unclenched.

Comments

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

I'm now going to come up with a mixed drink and call it the Screaming Colonoscopy in honor of you. It will probably have Dave's Insanity Sauce in it.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I can't wait to try it out.

[nbarnes.livejournal.com]

Band name!

[gromm.livejournal.com]

I've had one of those before. And it was free, too.

[dougs.livejournal.com]

My first thought was of the echo.