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Matteress
Really, guys, don't make mocking you this easy. I mean, didn't the Starship Enterprise have something called a 'matteress?'

Spotted at the local Costco warehouse on our monthly run this past Sunday.

Date: 2010-03-02 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] en-ki.livejournal.com
A sailor ashore at Cape Hatteras
who was known for his wit as a satirist.
  Whores laughed until dawn
  but in the morn he was gone,
except for the stains on the matteress.

[Apropos of nothing, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Satyr_(ARL-23) is sadly lacking in prurient interest.]

Date: 2010-03-02 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] urox.livejournal.com
It was likely the vendor, not the Costco. But that's the sad state of the world these days.

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