Mockery shouldn't be this easy!

[elfs]

Matteress

Really, guys, don't make mocking you this easy. I mean, didn't the Starship Enterprise have something called a 'matteress?'

Spotted at the local Costco warehouse on our monthly run this past Sunday.

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[en-ki.livejournal.com]

A sailor ashore at Cape Hatteras
who was known for his wit as a satirist.
  Whores laughed until dawn
  but in the morn he was gone,
except for the stains on the matteress.

[Apropos of nothing, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Satyr_(ARL-23) is sadly lacking in prurient interest.]

[urox.livejournal.com]

It was likely the vendor, not the Costco. But that's the sad state of the world these days.