Rupture! Ahhhhh!
Aug. 31st, 2016 08:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elfsI smell like beer.
After dinner I went to get a can of beer out of a six-pack, a 21st Amendment "Hell Or High Watermelon," a great-tasting summer beer. I turned around to get a glass and wasn't paying much attention, and my hand with the can glanced off the counter. The counter was rounded. A tiny tear erupted in the middle of the can and beer went everywhere. It went all over the floor, all over the window over the sink, on the goddamn ceiling, into my face and all over my clothes.
There was nothing sharp to cut it! I've just spent the last half hour cleaning up the kitchen. And it probably still smells like beer.
That was the last can, too.
After dinner I went to get a can of beer out of a six-pack, a 21st Amendment "Hell Or High Watermelon," a great-tasting summer beer. I turned around to get a glass and wasn't paying much attention, and my hand with the can glanced off the counter. The counter was rounded. A tiny tear erupted in the middle of the can and beer went everywhere. It went all over the floor, all over the window over the sink, on the goddamn ceiling, into my face and all over my clothes.
There was nothing sharp to cut it! I've just spent the last half hour cleaning up the kitchen. And it probably still smells like beer.
That was the last can, too.
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Date: 2016-09-01 11:06 pm (UTC)no subject
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