With age comes... er... I forget

[elfs]

Sometimes, you don't even have to see the porn. Sometimes, it's enough to know your favorite starlets are still making it. This evening I stumbled upon a cache of up-to-date Chloe Vevrier pin-ups and after perusing less than a dozen, I decided, "She still looks amazing, but I don't have time to go through all this. It's nice to know she's holding it together."

Christianists have the thesis that Playboy is a gateway to harder stuff: brutal S&M, underage, that kind of thing. I seem to be heading the other way: I can't abide most hard-core anymore, and I like women old enough to actually have life stories.

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The mark of pedestrian porn...

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Most hardcore now is rather dull. No kissing, too much use of "sluts" and "hoes," overuse of fancy camera angles, and far too often, the producer is too goddamned cheap to even rent the bedroom. So for me, the moment I see that it's on a couch/staircase/pool area, I just move on.

[sianmink.livejournal.com]

Yeah, any 19 year old can have a great bod.

When you get a 40 year old lady who's positively SMOKING, you know she's accomplished something.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Well, I couldn't sleep, so I'm up late at night and went back to look at more. Chloe's famous because she has humongous breasts without surgery, but dammit, she had her nose done. Grr....

The other thing that bothers me is that, in the candids, you can see that she wears corrective lenses. Why do they never do a shot with her wearing them? Nerdy girls are hot!

[whatthehay.livejournal.com]

I recently started looking at porn on the internet after not doing so for many years and I just have 3 questions -
Did ALL the women get fake breasts?
What happened to everyone's pubic hair?
What's up with the ugly tatoos? They're a real turn-off.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

There's an entire genre of porn dedicated just to you, sir! Google for "Abby Winters," "Hegre," "McNudes," "Domai," and "Femjoy." Women with no artificial fillers whatsoever. Yeah, most of them don't have pubic hair (google for "FurryGirl" for that) and a (very) few have a tattoo here and there.

Abby Winters is especially nice; the women in her work look just like women you know already.

[whatthehay.livejournal.com]

Not a "sir", but thankful for the input. I will have to check them out.

I am finding the porn I've come across as bizarre. Just when you get settled into a good position and you're liking what you see, they stop what they are doing to change positions. Camera shots are a bit out there.

I like seeing genitals and breasts, but sometimes they could just back up a bit, in my thinking.

I'm just starting to get interested in bondage and that's where I'm finding a lot of the tatoos distracting. I'd like an actress that can pretend she doesn't want to be in bondage or seems to have realized that she doesn't know what she has gotten herself into. A lot of these girls are just not actresses at all -- but then what should I expect? Anyway, again thanks! I will have to search your suggestions.