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Nov. 24th, 2009 11:43 pm
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A long time ago, writer [livejournal.com profile] jaylake held what he called "The Canticle for Lebowski Mash-Up contest." The idea was to mash together two titles and create a new story. This evening, for some reason, I was utterly plagued with the notion that I couldn't remember what my contributions were. So I went and dug them up, and am archiving them for future reference:

I Am Curious Legend

A bizarre art-film, shot in black-and-white with some hand-tinted frames, this film stars a young, beautiful and shirtless Tom Cruise holed up in a house while vampires wander about. His nemesis is a tall and almost unrecognizably buff Tim Curry, but Tom and his girlfriend stay inside arguing about unicorns, obesity, and free love.

Kushiel's Scion Tc

An advertising campaign for cheap automobiles goes horribly wrong and brings an unfortunate young man to the attention of gods with a taste for pain. A trilogy with the follow-on titles Kushiel's Subaru Legacy and Kushiel's Dodge Dart, is planned.

The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles of Thomas Convenant

Appropriate to both writers, it has little to no plot. The author announced a sequel, Hardboiled Wonderland and the End of the World as We Know It, And I Feel Fine, but the book never materialized.

The Blair Witches Of Eastwick

The Canadian Who Came Almost All the Way Home From The Stars My Destination

*Blink* I almost think that story would work.

Date: 2009-11-25 10:28 am (UTC)
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Paradise Lost in Space

"Danger, Adam!"

Date: 2009-11-25 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-memory.livejournal.com
Broken Lizard and Paul Verhoevan present: Starship Super Troopers!

Stranger in a Strange Land of the Lost

Lord of Bud Light

Speaker for the Sean of the Dead

Date: 2009-11-25 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-memory.livejournal.com
A Fire Upon the Deep Impact

The Doctor Doomsday Book

I feel like this could become a dangerous hobby...

Date: 2009-11-25 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xengar.livejournal.com
Great, now you've got the idea of Fear and Loathing in a Strange Land in my head and I can't get rid of it! I'm not sure who would end up being the viewpoint character, it might have to bounce around some.

Date: 2009-11-26 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberite2112.livejournal.com
thank you! two great tastes that taste great together!
if you don't write it, i may have to.

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