Best review of Sarah Palin's book "Going Rogue" yet!

[elfs]

From the Wizards of the Coast's Off Topic Tavern:

All Going Rogue is is some woman whining about how everyone in her party wouldn't let her make any decisions, about how something called a Couric made her look like a complete idiot (I couldn't find it in the monster manual but, I'm guessing it must be like a Sphinx), and how her group leader McCain wouldn't let her be rogue enough.

Well, I don't even know where to start addressing this stuff. She doesn't even have any daggers! I mean, that's hardly the group leader's fault! She should have loaded out before the quest started!

Plus, on every single page she bemoans her 8 INT build and blames her horrible playing on everyone else! It's her fault for putting all her stat points into CHA!

(Disclaimer: I haven't read the book, and probably won't have a chance until the library gets it and the queue dies down.)

P.S.: The link comes with an illustration of Sarah Palin as a rogue in a leather bikini. In case you needed a reason.

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New name for Palin I heard

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-Justin

[bolindbergh]

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Yep, there are still people who think that "Graceful Degradation" is the name of some indy rock band.

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Btw Elf, sent you a message about meat (purely nonpornographic unless you're REALLY into meat or otherwise maybe if you're vegan). It went to your gmail account, figured I'd just drop a note to check your spam folder. :)