Ewww!!!

[elfs]

Look, Tim Cavanaugh, don't you dare take one of my favorite hobbies and compare it to, well... well... read for yourself:

Glenn Beck's crying is exactly the same as being the passive partner in anal sex.

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[mouser.livejournal.com]

Beck's crying is a sales tool for the point of the moment. It's more of a Blonde saying loudly in a bar "I am SSOooooo drunk!"

[http://users.livejournal.com/_candide_/]

Someone needs to force this Tim Cavanaugh twit to watch a gay porn with a really bossy bottom in it.

Well, if you can find one. A lot of gay porn looks like it was produced/choreographed by hetero twits.

[mouser.livejournal.com]

I imagine it's mostly made for the closeted and some women.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_candide_/]

Probably that, too.

I was just talking about those who "make" (i.e. not perform in) these films, though.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Hang out on X-Tube for a couple of hours. While much of it's crap (what isn't, in the amateur world?), you can find earnest videos of real men having sex. Along with so many otherwise alonely guys showing how they jerk off.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_candide_/]

This I already know, thanks to you. I actually first heard about XTube from one of your blog entries.
^_^

Last I checked, though, XTube seemed to be starting that most typical of declines: more porn-site-previews than actual clips. I expect they'll be drowning in porn-site-previews within a few months.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

I ought to learn enough Greasemonkey to blank out the 15-second clips. What's left will be, um, authentic.

[ben-raccoon.livejournal.com]

They already started drowning a couple months ago.

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

Oh great, now I'm going to have to try to forget this before I can ever get fucked again.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I could help.

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

*camera pans to above-Jon-Stewart-angle as I shake my fist at the sky*

STEEEEERRRRRRRNNNNNBEERRRRRRRRRRRG!