elfs | You probably had to be there

Omaha and I were in the living room. We could hear, from where we were, Kouryou-chan tinkering around in the bath getting ready for bed. Omaha had been complaining about her eyes hurting, and I recommended she go take a shower and wash her hair. We'd spent the day gardening, and she was having a terrible allergy reaction to the pollen in the air. "I hate washing my hair," she said. "There's so much of it."

I walked over to her and said, "If it would help, I'd lick all the pollen off your body."

She glowered at me. "That's not very sexy."

"Oh, come on," I said. "There are a dozen other reasons I'd offer to lick you all over."

"But 'I'd lick pollen off your body' shouldn't be one of them."

I said, "I'm sure bees find it sexy."

"Oh, that's good," she snarked. "Oh, baby, let me wrap you in honey!"

I replied, "Just let me show you my stinger, baby."

Omaha and I were already steadily giggling at our silliness when Kouryou-chan piped in, "I can you hear you, you know."

We just about died laughing. Her timing has never been better.