Bad joke du jour

[elfs]

Work bought lunch yesterday. It was okay, in that way that work-bought lunches are frequently only "okay." You'll know who catered because I was reminded of this joke: A man and a woman meet at a party. She says, "What do you do?"

He says, "I work with the kernel all day."

What he meant: "I am a programming God."

What she heard: "I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken."

Comments

[phred1973.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Elf, that's horrible.

Good Pun

[shunra.livejournal.com]

How'd you get that sort of a guy to a party? Aren't they usually dragged there by their wives, who pick them young off the man tree?