Ten quotes from MST3K that haunt me

[elfs]

Ten phrases from Mystery Science Theater 3000 that seem to constantly float around inside my brain, always coming up an inopportune moments:

1. "It was nice of you to give that dead woman another chance."
2. "Work. The. Lumps!"
3. "That's what instant soup mix needs!"
4. "Because they just didn't care!"
5. "Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God."
6. "And our brave hero roasts the disabled guy!"
7. "Good, I found my mark."
8. "Flat, drab passion meanders across the screen!"
9. "Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Your costume looks ridiculous!"
10. "I'm sitting in something wet."

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[icebluenothing.livejournal.com]

The one that usually comes out of my mouth at the most inappropriate moments, like company meetings, is "I want to decide who lives and who dies!"

[psi-star-psi.livejournal.com]

Henry Silva -- For all your Silva needs!

[athelstan.livejournal.com]

Watch out for snakes!

[neoteny.livejournal.com]

"Conspicuous consumption only makes our love stronger"

[ewhac.livejournal.com]

Most of those are from Space Mutiny. $(GOD), that was hilarious...

"Put your helmet on; we'll be reaching speeds of three!"

"Sounds like Kitaro fell asleep on his keyboard."

From other episodes:

"Come on and buy some crap from us / You know that you want to / And the white race will salute you / As you prance and gad about."

"We leave you with this question: If you enjoyed Catching Trouble in any way, there's something wrong with you."

"We're gonna have leadership the way my old man did. You: Put a handkerchief on your head. You, swat at imaginary elves. You, rock on the porch all night."

"Visit beautiful Ground Zero."

"Great. I'm nude, and I'm still trapped in the castle."

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Space Mutiny is the household favorite. "Without Metrocal, that would not be possible," "My god, she's got an armadillo down her trousers," "Haven't you ever heard of the 'getting some' clause?" and "Looks like someone did leave a cookie for Santa... me and Mrs. Claus have an understanding... Ho ho ho!"

"Mmmmmmmm... baaaaaaaaahhhhhp!"

"This song is in the public domain / that's why we used it twice."

"Honey bunches of death!"

"Aaaaannnd.... Mince! Mince! Mince! Mince!"

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

"It stinks!"

"Make Polynesian Cheese Devils with fire ants and lots of velvety SPACOM!"

"And The Lord said DIE, people, DIE!"

[ssatva.livejournal.com]

She's Zeztfully Dead!

[amythis.livejournal.com]

In honor of the season, a few from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians:

"When she thinks about the mass media, she touches herself."
"Aw, Princess, who could hate you?"
"Billy, what's Vietnam?"
"You can see the headpiece draped over it!"
"It's the 'Jeopardy' theme in a minor key."
"I'd hate to meet Blinky on a dark night."
"Oh, he's just being obtuse."
"I can't fake-laugh anymore!"
"Now is the winter of our discontent."
"And they run through shoes like crazy."
"Dropo, you're the Gilligan of your generation."
"Nukular?!?"

OK, I'll stop now.

[bbw-seska.livejournal.com]

The ones I can't get out:
- "ROWSDOWER!"
- "Vicky's here"
- "I dropped it"
- "It's basically black"