One Sadistic Turn Deserves Another

[elfs]

Thank you, Jessa:

If you're reading about genital reconstructive surgery, and you come across a passage about complications arising from using hair-bearing skin grafts on urethra reconstructive surgery in males, no amount of throwing the book across the room and jumping up and down, shrieking "get out get out get out" to the images that immediately flood your brain will ever be successful.

And yes, I am only sharing this because I am a sadist.

Comments

[athelstan.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that disturbing picture in my head...

[urox.livejournal.com]

And I'm a former med school applicant. You've piqued my clinical interest.

[antonia-tiger.livejournal.com]

Well, don't pique it, or it'll never get better.

[urox.livejournal.com]

But it probably needs to be lanced and drained. ;)

[angharads-house.livejournal.com]

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng. :(

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

Damn you to hell.

[omahas.livejournal.com]

So, Elf has been whining at me tonight, *claiming* that there are *all these women* who are making fun of his comment here, and all the men are cringing. And I came running to this thread to see what all the women were saying (cause, you know, as a woman, I need to be part of the hurtin').

And here I find two comments by two women. That's it! Geez, I am so disappointed.

So, let me add to the thread, so that Elf will no longer *EXAGGERATE*.

Let's see:

1. You know, that's the last thing to be happening as you grow older...first it's the hairy eyebrows, then it's the hairy ears, then...well...

2. Well, now your girlfriend can understand how you feel during oral sex.

3. Oooh! Penile Bonsai!

I think that's enough to start. ;)

[woggie.livejournal.com]

Number 3 made me giggle! :)

[srmalloy.livejournal.com]

Just think of all the new things you can do with moustache wax to make your partner break out laughing...

[woggie.livejournal.com]

Elf have you been reading about genital reconstructive surgery again? :)

[lisakit.livejournal.com]

But... I thought you liked fur?