Dear WorldNetDaily: Yes, I knew that.

[elfs]

Okay, time to calm down and think about having gay sex with angels.

See, WND is touting a book called Shocked by the Bible in which the writer seeks to tell you "shocking" things you never knew about the Bible, like (and I quote, with parentheticals):

• There were not just two of every kind of animal aboard Noah's Ark (Genesis 7)
• Noah, Abraham, Isaac and Jacob were not Jews (the designation "Jew" is "son of Judah." Noah, Abraham and Isaac were all before Judah's time. Genesis 35)
• The Bible talks about "gay" sex with angels. Yes, you read that right. (Genesis 9:15)

It blows my mind that WND thinks they can sell this crap. How can Bible-believing Christians not know this stuff? I know this stuff, and I'm your run-of-the-mill lazy Buddhism-without-belief kinda Zen, kinda horny pagan unbeliever. It's all there in your silly book.

Apparently, more pagans have read the Bible than Christians.