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I don't think my ass could take much more pounding.

Explanation to follow.

And get your mind out of the gutter.

Date: 2008-08-23 02:19 am (UTC)

That'll teach you to wear hammerpants

Date: 2008-08-23 02:21 am (UTC)
solarbird: (molly-spacerabbit)
From: [personal profile] solarbird
I said Hammer please don't hurt him but well

Date: 2008-08-23 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duskwuff.livejournal.com
You have given yourself a tall order, coming up with a non-porny explanation.

Date: 2008-08-23 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slutdiary.livejournal.com
I live a life of quiet frustration, being capable of fairly strong visualizations.

Date: 2008-08-23 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lisakit.livejournal.com
I bet I know what it is.

But the gutter is sooo much more interesting.

pounding

Date: 2008-08-23 09:28 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
They make gel versions now for the older gentleman ;-)

Date: 2008-08-23 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
I'm old enough that my first thought was "Gastric distress" not "Sexual overindulgence".

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