Elf Sternberg
At the risk of sounding porny
At the risk of sounding porny
Aug
.
22nd
,
2008
06:51 pm
elfs
I don't think my ass could take much more pounding.
Explanation to follow.
And get your mind out of the gutter.
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Date:
2008-08-23 02:19 am (UTC)
From:
halloranelder.livejournal.com
Tease...
That'll teach you to wear hammerpants
Date:
2008-08-23 02:21 am (UTC)
From:
solarbird
I
said
Hammer please don't hurt him but well
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Date:
2008-08-23 02:37 am (UTC)
From:
duskwuff.livejournal.com
You have given yourself a tall order, coming up with a
non-porny
explanation.
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Date:
2008-08-23 03:00 am (UTC)
From:
slutdiary.livejournal.com
I live a life of quiet frustration, being capable of fairly strong visualizations.
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Date:
2008-08-23 04:17 am (UTC)
From:
lisakit.livejournal.com
I bet I know what it is.
But the gutter is sooo much more interesting.
pounding
Date:
2008-08-23 09:28 am (UTC)
From:
(Anonymous)
They make gel versions now for the older gentleman ;-)
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Date:
2008-08-23 02:06 pm (UTC)
From:
jeriendhal.livejournal.com
I'm old enough that
my
first thought was "Gastric distress" not "Sexual overindulgence".
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Date: 2008-08-23 02:19 am (UTC)That'll teach you to wear hammerpants
Date: 2008-08-23 02:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-23 02:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-23 03:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-23 04:17 am (UTC)But the gutter is sooo much more interesting.
pounding
Date: 2008-08-23 09:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-23 02:06 pm (UTC)