elfs | Completely silly and irrational reaction

So, as I've revealed before, I have a deep and abiding porn crush on starlet Aria Giovanni [NSFW], whom I've described in the past as "quite possibly the most physically perfect broad ever created." Apparently, not in a laboratory, either. I mean "broad" flatteringly: a strong, adult-looking woman with real hips and real breasts, not one of those bubblegum "barely legal" types that are so popular these days. And she photographs convincingly: you can tell there's actually something going on behind those eyes.

My transfer stop on the way to work is right in front of the Deja Vu "adult video store" in downtown, the one right across the street from Pike Place Market, and I noticed along the back wall there was a poster of Aria with some logo for a generic brand of sex toy. My reaction was, "Oh, dear. Aria, Aria, that just cheapens your brand."

I quickly recovered.