No wonder their population is crashing...

[elfs]

All of the following links are NSFW.

When it comes to masturbation, the Japanese are positively centuries ahead of us. Case in point, the love cover, a pillowcase imprinted with a pretty woman that goes over your inflatable masturbation device ($25) or, if you're feeling spendy ($165), a headless female mannequin with several different vaginal texture simulators with different textures, twists and turns, and so on. The company even sells its own brand of lube, the appropriately named Hole's [sic].

Comments

[nbarnes.livejournal.com]

The sheer number of choices beyond your 'vaginal texture simulators' link is baffling. How does one shop for such a thing? Do you buy one of each, so you can determine empirically which is right for you? Are there review sites to help you make up your mind?

*boggle*

[(Anonymous)]

I suspect the Fleshlight suffers the same problem to a lesser extent, you've got at least 7 different options I can think of off the top of my head (including the vanilla version and "stamina training unit").

[antonia-tiger.livejournal.com]

It makes me wonder what all the Japanese women are doing.

Well, in principle it should be pretty obvious, but some of those devices for the guys have a sort of different implicit kinkiness.

[lovingboth]

Yeah, but that's relatively recent and is, I suspect, mostly down to marketing - even if I do appreciate the choice.

[drhoz.livejournal.com]

given that my wife dragged me off to a *seven-storey-tall* sex shop, there's plenty of choice for them too.

[blaisepascal]

I find the quintuple amputee sex toy to be... disturbing.

[ionotter.livejournal.com]

From a LULZ point of view, those pages are awesome. Reading those pages without the proper Kanji font just renders lot and lots of question marks, with exclamation points.

This, combined with some of the pictures, gave me quite a giggle.

[(Anonymous)]

Calling someone missing a head an 'amputee' is also... disturbing.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Egad, and here National Masturbation Month is a U.S. creation.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Dude, that icon. Giggle city!

[elfs.livejournal.com]

I love the kanji over the sleeve: "You'll have the best sex!" Not with an armless, legless, headless mannequin I won't.

[ionotter.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed. Here's the story about it. (http://www.boingboing.net/2004/10/11/i-goatsed-ron-jeremy.html)

And some more... (http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1648540)

And a whole flickr set devoted to people being Goatse'd for the first time... (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrneutron/sets/1568481/)

[cheetah-spotty.livejournal.com]

Japanese sex toys are the state of the art. Noone is more creative, and nobody puts so much thought on the FUNCTIONAL design of sex toys, rather than just ripping people off by selling unusable chunks of toxic waste with a porn star's brand name on it.

I mean ... who else would come up with something like THIS (http://www.flickr.com/photos/qdot76367/sets/72157604430703850/) if not a japanese engineer?

[mauser.livejournal.com]

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