Brain: It's Magic!

[elfs]

Mom appalled at racy books in store for teens at Alderwood mall

Okay, I find this one hard to believe. At the local Alderwood mall, a woman complained because Urban Outfitters, a clothing store, had a display of books out that included "Porn for Women" and "Porogami: Paper Folding For Adults." Apparently she took her teen son in and was appalled, apalled!

Okay, I can kinda see her point of view. But, c'mon, it's hard to take this too seriously when her last name is Milfs^[?]! (via a friend who may want to remain nameless.)

Teacher fired for Wizardry

File under (1) Florida, (2) TSIB: "I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue. You can't take any more assignments. You need to come in right away.' I said, 'Well, Pat, can you explain this to me?' 'You've been accused of wizardry,'" Piculas explained. (via Mike Brotherton)

The war against unregistered octogenarian nuns is a success!

12 nuns attempting to vote in Indiana last night were disenfranchised by the Republican party of Indiana. Yeah, that's high and mighty.(via AP)

Men 'not interested in sex'

Now that we have Viagra, a more interesting phenomenon is coming to light: middle aged men are discovering that they may never really have wanted sex anyway. Maybe this is just the UK (and US?) version of the well-document Japanese phenomenon of men getting "enough" rise out of porn to leave the complexities of women behind. (via Regina Lynn)

The Four Principles of Not Wasting Time

Doing the daily news briefs is not one of them.

Skills All Men Should Be Able To Do.

"Not monopolize a conversation." "Buy a suit." "Write a letter." "Give a woman an orgasm so that he doesn't have to ask after it."

Comments

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[norikos-author.livejournal.com]

Vel saw the second one on fark last night, and followed the link thinking it was an exaggeration. I mean, even if that was the reason, it certainly wouldn't be the one that the school district used, right?

Right?

*sigh* Every time my opinion of people hits rock-bottom, someone breaks out the dynamite and blasting caps.

[prof-brotherton.livejournal.com]

Another story that fits in here. Woman takes kids out shopping in that den of inequity, Salt Lake City, and is *appalled* by a mannequin in Victoria's Secret's window:

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_9154625

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!

And if more men learned to love to give oral, then that last requirement would never have to make the list.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Ah, if I had a quarter for every woman I've known for whom oral either didn't work or for whom the results were ambiguous (http://elfs.livejournal.com/589419.html)... I'd at least be able to afford coffee at Starbucks.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Given the price of coffee at Starbucks, that's an impressive amount!