I couldn't write this!

[elfs]

Yum!

These two excessively beautiful young men are gay porn stars Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney (and aren't those just the most gorgeous names, too?) The one on the left appears to have had a legitimate modeling career as well as his gay porn, but his brother on the right has a long criminal record.

Well, the two of them have been arrested for being catburglars.

I mean, really: if you put that into a story, would anyone believe it? Incestuous African-American Gay Porn Stars by day, International Men of Mystery by night!