Elf Sternberg

Actually, that would be a piece of cake to accomplish. Just lead them on a crusade against the Evils of the modern world, whereby they *want* to sequester themselves away in some camp/commune/Alabama and live out their perfect society. Which will at the very least be left behind, and at best will whither and die. It wouldn't hurt to put Depo-Provera and Tomoxifen (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=279238) in the water supply to kill their sex drives. Everyone can thus remain virgins forever and in so doing preserve their purity for a fast-track into heaven.