I wonder if Ted Bundy ever made a to-do list

[elfs]

I was making my to-do list this morning when I realized that if it ever fell into the wrong hands it could look very, very bad:

• Item 17: Prepare for party Saturday. Buy lots of rope, maybe a leather hood? Try to leave marks this time.
• Item 23: Figure out a way not to kill Nico.

Comments

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Item 23 isn't that bad. I mean, you're at least trying. ;p

At least you aren't trying to do any research. I got some odd looks once while I was writing one my stories, when I had to find out whom much pressure it takes to break a human forearm if you apply pressure at the elbow and wrist (about one or two tons IIRC.)

[ladyerin.livejournal.com]

tem 17: Prepare for party Saturday. Buy lots of rope, maybe a leather hood? Try to leave marks this time.

*wink* sounds like fun....but yeah, the wrong people wouldn't get it

~E

[gromm.livejournal.com]

Heh. All one has to do is google "Elf Sternberg", and you can get all the naughty details about what kind of parties he attends on Saturdays anyway. :)

[norikos-author.livejournal.com]

Ha!

Try asking, in a chat room, "Does anyone know how much force it takes to rip someone's head off?"

Luckily, it was a writer's chatroom.

And I had the answer in less than five minutes (most of which was taken by someone looking for their book which had the answer).