I'm ready to shake the hand of my octopoid mistresses!

[elfs]

It takes a bit of navigating (hint: go to the freezer, not the 'fridge) to find it, but there's a 60-second ad for orange-flavored sugar water feature pole-dancing anthro flamingos, a deer doing the flower scene from American Beauty, another doing the splash scene from Flashdance while her bear boyfriend looks on, and an hot babe octopus doing, uh...

... you just really have to see it. Visit Orangina!