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While we were out doing the Great Back To School Shopping of 2007, I was once again harassed for wearing me kilt in public. As Omaha and Kouryou-chan shopped for new shoes, I stood outside and fumbled with one of the luggage racks on the car, which had taken some damage during the most recent camping trip. The shoe store is on a corner lot, and its intersection is stoplight controlled.

As I stood there in the parking lot of the shoe store, a blue Mercury with three young women in their early twenty's stopped at the light, and the driver leaned over her passenger and shouted, "Hey! Do you wear underwear with that thing?"

"Would you?"

"Do you?" she said, as if not understanding the question.

"Why don't you come in here and find out?"

"Okay!" Then they drove off.
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