What is it with Idaho politicians?

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Despite pleading guilty to trying to have sex with another man in a train station bathroom, Senator Larry Craig of Idaho insists he isn't gay.

(There must be something in the water in Idaho. That's also the state that gave us Representative Helen Chenowith (R-Idaho), a woman notorious for carrying on multiple relationships with various men, not all of them single, during her time in office, all the while screaming for "family values" legislation. She may be relentless, but she's considered dumb as a post. As one GOP political operative in northern Idaho once told a reporter in an unguarded moment: "Helen is living proof that you can fuck your brains out.")

Anyway, Jesus' General gave us the answer to what really happened. On October 18 of last year, he wrote:

And then there are the reports that Sen. Larry Craig is homosexual. I don't believe a word of it. Sure, maybe it's true that some guy put his little soldier into the senator's mouth a couple of times in train station restrooms, but that doesn't mean Craig's a homosexual.

Women might not know this, but that kind of thing happens all of the time to good, Godly, heterosexual men, sometimes as often as four or five times a week. You'll be crawling on the restroom floor, looking for something you dropped when you had your pants down and, bam, somebody will accidentally stick his little soldier into your mouth. Of course, you'll naturally mistake it for a cigar and puff on it for awhile before it starts to taste funny, but it's all very innocent. I'm sure that's what happened to Sen. Craig.

Report to the General for more.