Elf Sternberg

With the opening scene, I thought two things: why is what is ostensibly a children's movie showing graphic, if not gory, deaths? and also: if they kill all these people off, who is going to be doing the grunt work in the port towns? Also, if people actually kept their teeth that dirty, they wouldn't have any teeth left.

What offended me the most about the movie is how butt-numbingly boring it turned out to be.