WTF, Twitter?

[elfs]

Twitter seems to have suspended my account. I can't think of anything that I've said or done recently that would justify that, so I'm left scratching my head and wondering exactly what's going on here. Here's the last 20 or so tweets. Can you see something there that stands out as so uniquely egregious that it would justify shutting me out? Compared to all the other things I've said over the years?

• @danlyke Meh. My name gives no interesting anagrams. The best one was "Abe ferments her guilt."
• @morwolf I don't mind churches. They're nice buildings. I only object to the stupidity of large groups of people.
• @FallenPegasus @e_monty @hpcloud Obviously, Monty has never been to an S&M club.
• I'm so insecure I can only wish I was insecure enough to buy Axe products.
• [In response to "Some days I just want to rent a Bobcat and dig up my front yard. Ever feel like that?"] @zgryphon @HalloranElder Not really. I'd have to find someplace for all the bodies.
• Every man in this book is a villain. Axes are being ground to dust here. #amreading
• Our stalker-extortionist-bully contemplates corrective rape, but decides against it. #amreading
• I'm a dyslexic cacographic insomniac agnostic; I stay awake all night wondering if there's a doge.
• @lunalindsey Congratulations!
• @itsdrenthe Tom Hiddleston, Wilford Brimley, N'Sync. #yourmomentofsurrealism
• "As reports of unbearably repressed sexual tension continue to dominate the headlines..." http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/11/05/police-vow-crackdown-on-%E2%8 0%98coquette%E2%80%99-culture/
• Some of my friends (@ShunraCat?) should follow me in LOLing: http://actsoftheapostasy.wordpress.com/2011/12/09/star-trek-tng-to-
• Everyone makes jokes, but really, this is a tragedy: http://www.macon.com/2013/11/03/2753938/bees-swarm-in-forsyth-after -accident.html
• @RightWingWatch Because BROWN PEOPLE.
• @morwolf My wine experience isn't "enhanced" by a high price. But a good label tells a good story, and that can make a difference.
• @morwolf I heartily endorse buying by the label. It may be true that most people can't tell the difference between cheap vs. expensive wine.
• Arrgh. Not only do I have too many tabs open I have TWO windows' worth of too many tabs open.
• Reading FF romance again. The heroine is a stalker-extortionist-bully. Yay. *Thud* http://www.trindenise.com/lesbian-love-stories.php
• While the US Bishops twist their panties over anti-discrimination against gays, Pope Francis leads elsewhere: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/05/pope-francis-asks-bishops-how -can-the-church-help-same-sex-couples/

Comments

[anthologie.livejournal.com]

Well, there is the "all the bodies" comment. Have you tried calling them?

[elfs.livejournal.com]

They don't have a phone number that I could find. I worked through the ticket submission system, and they turned it back on, without explanation or apology.

Well, I have it now. And the "bodies" comment can't be the worst thing I've ever said.

[pakraticus.livejournal.com]

I wonder if 415-222-9670 would actually work (Pulled from http://gethuman.com/phone-number/Twitter/)

Granted, I never quite got twitter.