気に入った！ うちに来て妹とフﾔﾂクしていい！

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Kiniitta! Uchi ni kite imouto to "fuck" shiteii!, or, loosely translated, "I like you! Come over to the house and fuck my younger sister!" This is one of dozens of wonderful phrases to be found in まりたん (Maritan!), a two-manga set with 36 lessons on "How to pronounce English for Japanese speakers." Some of the other phrases to be found are "You talk the talk, do you walk the walk?", "You are the lowest form of life on Earth!", "You maggots are huffing and puffing the way your momma did the first time your old man put his meat to her!", "The smaller the dick the bigger the gun," and pronounciation guides and translations for SNAFU, SUSFU, FUMTU, FUBB, FUBAR, TARFU, TUIFU, and DILLIGAS! All done by very cutesy female characters in elegantly styled military uniforms.

What's even better is the CD that comes with the two-book collection, in which painfully 可愛い (kawaii) voice actresses read those lines out loud! I am totally ripping those and putting some of them on my cellphone.