First Post!

[elfs]

zonereyrie has a "First post of the month" meme on his blog right now. I decided to do something a little more in-depth and hunt down my "first posts of the year" going all the way back to 1991.

1991: The fact that the theory that there are different types of orgasms in women, and that these theories are used by insane freudians to supress clitoral stimulation, does not make the theories themselves incorrect or intrinsically improper.

1992: So much hatred wrapped up in ya, Teddy, it almost seems a shame that even drieux wastes even his prodigious satirical talents on ya.

1993: In case anyone else missed it, in the latest episode of Bloom Count... er, that is, Outland, Bill The Cat is sporting a fine and dandy ring in his belly button.

1994: Oral sex is a rather tricky activity, and the only thing that'll improve your cunnilingus is... more cunnilingus (Oh, I'm sure your girlfriend will object to that)!

1995: There have been some minor design changes over the evolution of the Female Condom, one of the most significant of which is the change of the packaging, which originally was twice as large as the current packaging and made of foil rather than plastic.

1996: The Hite Reports are valued mostly for the wonderful anecdotes scattered throughout, but even Hite has admitted that her numbers were heavily skewed by the populations she chose to survey.

1997: Seriously, who the Hell are you to question some of the entries around here?

1998: For harnesses, don't buy mail-order. Go shopping. Same as with dildos.

1999: Someone commented that he "didn't know how to talk to women." My response was short and to the point: "Learn. You have no choice."

2000: From Websters: Shave, v. t.[imp. Shaved; p. p. Shaved or Shaven (); p. pr. & vb. n. Shaving.]

2001: I can't imagine much that I can do with Windows that I can't do with Linux.

2002: What laws currently protecting human beings do not apply to clones?

2003: The likelihood of getting cancer from acrylimide or dying of excessive water consumption are much lower than that of dying in an automobile accident. The same is true of doing any damage to your vision by having sex.

2004: It's not okay to eat anything that's Jesus.

2005: I spend half a day not getting much done, mostly because I'd just changed projects in midstream and the hardware wasn't allocated and I had no idea what the new parameters were, so just getting my head on took most of the morning.

2006: (And yes, for those keeping track, we do have a pretty girl leaping off a building.)