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The story of my life: I go out on a date, have fantastic sex, and come home with two 300-page volumes, proceedings of previous Web Builder Conferences, to be read, annotated, and analyzed before next week.

I find the strangest things pleasureable. No, the sex wasn't strange (but her bed makes the sweetest sounds a bed should make when it's being vigorously rocked back and forth by humans in heat), but the warm post-coital bliss was only heightened by having both her appreciation and her gift of geekstuff.

Date: 2006-10-07 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antonia-tiger.livejournal.com
And not five minutes ago I was reading a blog comment that pointed out that anything can be used as mmoney if people agree it's money.

Fortunately, I suppose, you're neither fungible nor storable. But I have this slightly silly image of a futures market in Elf Sternberg rainchecks.

Date: 2006-10-07 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dossy.livejournal.com
After all these years, reading your elfpr0n is still SO hot.

You've just turned elfs.livejournal.com into alt.sex.elf. :-)

Date: 2006-10-07 03:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] halloranelder.livejournal.com
You are such a geek!

One of the many reasons why we love you.

Date: 2006-10-09 02:11 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] technoshaman.livejournal.com
you lucky sapiosexual so-and-so, you.... hot sex AND geek pr0n....

Date: 2007-01-15 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexycamelia.livejournal.com
Nice story. I hope you've made your work with analyzing the volumes;)

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