I have gotta stop wearing that shirt

[elfs]

I have got to stop wearing my Jethro Tull Rock Island sweatshirt in public. Three times in the past month I have had aging homeless hippies come up to me and start talking about how great Tull was "back in the day," and one of them, a street performer with his own guitar, started belting out Aqualung and Cross Eyed Mary, badly.

That shirt is becoming bad juju.