Elf Sternberg

I didn't see your posse, but at my bus stop we had the orange-hoodie posse. They weren't all teenagers. They all had matching backpacks too, advertising some presumably hideous orange-flavored coffee creamer. They were handing out free $2 bus tickets, which I thought was silly considering we were downtown in the morning, and those are 2-zone. I did not speak to them, as I have a bus pass and do not consume caffeine, corn syrup, or imitation foods.