Elf Sternberg

My response to the med tech would be, "yes, and lawsuits are *very* expensive." There is no excuse for a waterpark with that kind of capital behind it cheaping out on band-aids. I'm a Scot, and I'm wearing a waterproof one on my finger right now. (Nasty paper cut, from who knows where.) The idea of stocking portable O2 is a new one on me, but I like it... and am angered by the idea that they're supposed to have it and don't.

And a high-tech amusement park with no one local to fix it? That's unsafe. If you don't live with these things and know their quirks and can't stay on top of them....

Stick a fork in'em, I'm done with them.