Roundtrip translation meme!

[elfs]

So, the routine is simple. Wander over to Babelfish and feed it a line from a recent post, then roundtrip through a succession of languages, arriving back at the language in which you wrote the original. You can probably guess where this one comes from:

If you lack arrives and wank has, you it is assumed when to mean by, and when you persons of their friends want its hand agitate do. Masturs of its area, certain. It is incredibly sad, Article, on how much these small above for the imperfection is reading adjusted. The line is always threesome for these small: man, woman, and god.

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[casualprofessor.livejournal.com]

This works really well with metaphorical subjects: songs, for example.

[duskwuff.livejournal.com]

If you                                    If you
lack arrives                              happen to fail
and wank has,                             and have a wank,
you it is assumed                         you're supposed
when to mean by,                          to take it off for a while,
and when you                              and when you do
persons of their friends                  none of your friends
want its hand agitate do.                 want to shake your hand.
Masturs of its area, certain.             Masturs of their domain, indeed.
It is incredibly sad,                     It's incredibly sad,
Article,                                  reading the article,
on how much                               about how much
these small above                         these kids
for the imperfection is reading adjusted. are set up for failure.
The line                                  Sex
is always threesome                       is always a threesome 
for these small:                          for these kids:
man, woman, and god.                      man, woman, and God.

(couldn't be bothered to write all the necessary table code)