The Masturband! Masturs of their domain!
Jun. 24th, 2005 11:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elfsRolling Stone has an article about the hot new thing, teenage celibacy, in their most recent web edition. It's a sad article in many ways but while I was reading it something caught my attention. The masturband.
You know all of those wrist bands that people are wearing now, the new ribbons? The masturband is one of those: a doubled-up band of black that announces to the world, "I don't wank."
If you happen to fail and have a wank, you're supposed to take it off for a while, and when you do none of your friends want to shake your hand. Masturs of their domain, indeed. It's incredibly sad, reading the article, about how much these kids are set up for failure. Sex is always a threesome for these kids: man, woman, and God.
You know all of those wrist bands that people are wearing now, the new ribbons? The masturband is one of those: a doubled-up band of black that announces to the world, "I don't wank."
If you happen to fail and have a wank, you're supposed to take it off for a while, and when you do none of your friends want to shake your hand. Masturs of their domain, indeed. It's incredibly sad, reading the article, about how much these kids are set up for failure. Sex is always a threesome for these kids: man, woman, and God.
