Storm has this persistent, nasty cough. It's the same one she gets every winter, only this winter it seems to be nastier than usual, and is keeping her (and us) up at night. We've tried dextromethorphan and the humidifier. Menthol drops seems to work well, but we ran out last night, so that's on my to-shop list for the day.
Google is no help.
The spammers are winning and right now Google's first few pages are tragic. I tried a few other search engines (Blekko, DuckDuckGo, Bing), but they weren't so helpful either.
One of the first-page entries for "persistent dry cough," though, starts out with this list: (1) Tuberculosis, (2) Pneumonia, (3) Lung Cancer. Then it ends with a "ha, ha, just kidding, it's probably a cold or allergic post-nasal drip."
Bastard. And I have to ask, how many people are gonna go reading below the fold? And the "just kidding" part is in a smaller, serif font, different from the body of the article.