Orgasms cause anal sex!

William Saleton has the pithiest take yet on the recently released national sex survey, in which he highlights the result that between 1992 and today, the rate of anal sex among women rose from 16% to an astounding 46%. But what's even more amazing is that women who had only intercourse experienced orgasm 65%; women who had intercourse and cunnilingus in the same session had orgasms 86% of the time; but women who had anal sex experienced orgasm 94% of the time.

Saleton correctly identifies the correlation (it's not causation), and it comes down to this: women comfortable enough to enjoy anal sex are pretty much relaxed enough to orgasm. They're women who get what they want.

Saleton ruins his analysis with this line: "Women who were getting what they wanted were more likely to indulge their partners' wishes [for anal sex]." Anal is apparently something a woman doesn't like, but something she does in exchange for what she really wants. Saleton has clearly never dated woman who's also an anal power bottom.