Brains, With Backup.

Flashbake: Automated Version Tracking for Writers

( How completely stupid of me not to have thought of this! )

No, seriously, why should we trust you?

( Both sides of the goddamned mouth )

What pettiness

( You've gotta do better than this. )

"The Microsoft Store."

( Microsoft announces initiative to match the popularity of the Apple Store )

The religious right doesn't want to be "the religious right" anymore.

( 'Socially conservative evangelicals. )

Japanese Economists tell Obama: You're making the same mistakes we did. Stop that

( One or another shock to the system, please )

Tony Blankely calls for censorship

( Uh, Tony, we're not at war with Hamas. )