How to write your own prog metal!

"The basic prog-metal song follows this template: Boy has issues. Boy meets girl. Boy has issues. Girl leaves boy. Boy has issues. Boy blames parents. Boy has issues. Boy shrieks about the abyss into which he is slipping due to his issues."

Build your own prog metal band.

Pubic Service Announcement!

I'm not sure why, but a friend of mine called me this afternoon to mention that he saw that Toys In Babeland is having a sale and Hitachi Magic Wands, which normally go for somewhere around seventy bucks, are around fifty after tax this weekend. Apparently, I'm still the go-to guy for news about vibrators.

Hey, save twenty bucks and make yourself happy.

When in doubt, appeal to the kindness of strangers: Pendoverse Wiki now open.

I think I've got this set up right. I might have locked it down too tightly. I'm not sure. But there is now a Pendorverse Wiki. Anyone who wants can now go to town and make fun of me in public.

If it gets too bad, I can just delete the whole thing.