They just won't leave me alone, will they?

So, while Polly and Saul are bugging me to write their love scene, and do it now dammit, Misuko's father comes up to me and tells me that I have scene eight in Honesty: Family Reunion all wrong, and I should go re-write it. I won't let out the twist but, when it comes to "turning up the heat" on a character, this is one of those odd twists, like finding Dick Cheney's laptop is full to the brim with Suicide Girls photos.

There are days when I want to hunt down my muses with a sodium pentothal tranquilizer gun and leave them tied up in a warehouse somewhere in New Jersey.