I Am Michael Savage.

Today, I am Michael Savage.

Read why.

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Well, okay, it's not as much fun as impeachment, and it might get you into a fistfight or two, but I gotta pimp it anyway:

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It reads, in six major languages: "I'm sorry my president's an idiot. I didn't vote for him."

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A couple of days ago I complained about lawyers in Alabama arguing a First Amendment case indictating that they accepted as essentially true the whole Christian mythos unquestioningly, they just wanted to play by the rules.

By that same notion, consider the following:

Guwahati, India: Hundreds of tantric sadhus pledged Tuesday to fight ancient barbaric rituals of human sacrifices at the few places in India where the grisly practice continues.

Last week, a self-proclaimed sadhu almost sacrificed his 18-month-old daughter at the Kamakhya temple. Amritlal Mazumdar was slicing his daughters neck with a razor when her screams of pain alerted devotees who rescued the baby from being sacrificed.

Earlier this year, two children were sacrificed in Tripura after a devotee had a dream that offering human livs to the deity would lead him to hidden treasures.

Nowhere in that quote does the reporter use the word he should have used: murder. He can't even bring himself to write "homicide." The furthest he goes is to call it "grisly" and quotes one "cult seer" as saying that the practice "demeans tantracism."

No word yet on how any of the victims felt.

This just in: Supremes strike down sodomy laws!

YES!

In a six-to-three ruling the Supreme Court struck down the Texas sodomy statute, stating that individuals are "entitled to have respect for their private lives. The state cannot demean their existence or control their destiny by making their private sexual conduct a crime."

Whoo-hoo!

Scalia was so pissed off he stood up at the reading of the ruling to protest that "This court has taken sides in the culture war and signed on with the homosexual agenda." Oh, bite me, you right wing prig.

It's time to stock up on those Semen taste-enhancement dietary supplements.

More Good Life

Today marks Omaha's and my fourteenth anniversary, and is a definite milepost in our seventeen years together. She met me for lunch downtown and we ate at Uwajimaya's food court, and then for dinner we found a babysitter for Kouryou-chan and headed out to a restaurant. Our dinner was marred by Omaha having a terrible allergy attack, one that both laid her out flat and prevented her from getting to sleep.

But I must say this: Omaha is beautiful, tenacious, sexy, strong-willed and determined. She doesn't let anything get in her way. I am deeply and honestly amazed that I've had the good fortune to be her husband through all these years. I love her more than I can confidently put into words, and I hope that we'll love one another for the rest of our lives.