Clever Ideas Wanted

Damn, my jaw hurts. It's getting worse, not better, and I'm just so sick and tired of it hurting in the first place. I'm taking massive doses of ibuprofen because it seems to work best at moderating the pain, but I just want it to stop before next Tuesday when the stitches come out.

Anyway, the clever ideas I'm seeking are in regards to my anniversary, which is next Thursday. According to the traditions list, I'm supposed to be getting us either ivory or gold jewelry, although I suppose that the silk and lace categories from the year before might do just as well, since I can't recall actually trying to match those from last year as well. I'm terrible at buying gifts for Omaha and I was wondering what creative ideas people out there might have had.

I know what to get her next year. That's not a problem.