Elf Sternberg

Once I was sitting downtown painting early in the morning. Some woman in a big smoggy SUV parked directly in front of me (the scene I was painting across the street) though there was lots of other parking around. She gave me that sort of knowing smirk that she knew she was being a total bitch for no reason and then walked off up the street (past several empty spots) to go to her destination, which was of course, a high-end shoe store.

On her bumper she had a sticker that said, "I SEE DUMB PEOPLE". which is the sort of sticker you describe.

Dutifully, I took out my white paint (as it was white lettering on black) and carefully added an M to the end of the second word and a comma after the 3rd. Then I resumed painting and smiled icily at her when she returned, got in her vehicle and drove off.

I've always wondered how long it took her to notice and whether or not she learned anything.