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Wonkette pens the speech Obama should have given about Libya:

We were dealt a pile of complete shit, and the only way out of it is trying to pick up the shit. There were three options for doing this, and all of them were bad and would end up getting at least some shit on our stuff. I had to pick one, so I did. We may have to switch that strategy in the coming days and put even more effort into this so we don't get shit all over the fucking place, so don't get all pissy, but that's the one I'm going with right now. I'm sorry somebody put this shit here. Hopefully we can get it picked up eventually. God bless America or whatever.

Changing Corporate Gender: A Case Study. It's about oil-rig workers (!) being trained out of their traditional macho attitude (!) to embrace their feminine side, only to be shown and ultimately accept how doing so saved lives and money.

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, there goes my whole image of Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis all shouting at each other, "I will make 800 feet!" Never mind Bill Fichtner's awesome delivery: "Get. Off. The. Nuclear. Weapon!"

Tea Party Nation warns America: White people are going extinct, and you can't have America without them.

All of these programs, ideals and ideologies are doing one thing and one thing only - reducing America core total fertility rate to the point of no return. The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant population in America is headed for extinction and with it our economy, well-being and survival as a uniquely America culture.

This county is dying not because it is aging, it is dying because of infertility as public policy.

Google's Recipe Search deliberately privileges big producers, hurts food bloggers. An article on how Google's use of the hRecipe microformat makes it hard for Grandma to tell the world about the best pumpkin pie humanity has ever experienced.