What is wrong with you people?

[elfs]

This week, the guinea worm, a disgusting disease endemic to Africa and as deadly as polio, was eradicated in another nation. A lab announced developing a strain of chicken that cannot host bird flu. Another lab developed a blood test for Down's syndrome, ending the need for invasive amniocentesis. Thunderstorms create small amounts of antimatter. The debate over whether to use τ instead of π to teach geometry heated up again.

Apparently, none of that is as interesting as your frakkin' astrology chart.